TheHumanMaker - the HumanMaker

Image where AI robot named Zylo is scrutinizing Kai, a cyborg, to analyze how human they are.

1. The Real Challenge!

While the world races to build better AI, maybe the real challenge today is making better humans. After all, AI can only be as good as the people who train it. But wait—have you perfected being human yet?

2. The HumanMaker®

The HumanMaker!—a playful yet thought-provoking experience designed to explore what makes us uniquely human. Through interactive challenges, unexpected twists, and a scoring system that values quirks over perfection

3. The Test

So, are you ready to prove you’re not secretly a highly sophisticated robot? Take the adaptive AI powered test and find out—how human are you.

Rowan is inviting you to click on 'Take the Test' link

This Wasn’t Supposed to Be Fun…

Before The HumanMaker, I thought my ability to ask people how their weekend was three times in a row was a flaw. Turns out, it’s peak humanity! I scored bonus points for my ‘accidental wave-then-realizing-they-weren’t-waving-at-me’ move. Feels good to be seen.

Mabel McFluster

Awkward Elevator Conversationalist

I used to apologize when someone else stepped on my foot. The HumanMaker helped me build confidence, set boundaries, and—get this—only apologize when it actually makes sense. My happiness level is up, my people-pleasing is down, and my barista finally knows my actual coffee order instead of ‘Oh, whatever’s easiest for you!’

Tammy “Too Nice” Buchanan

Professional Over-Apologizer

Ugh. I took The HumanMaker test ironically because learning? Gross. But now I accidentally have self-awareness and growth. I was just here to prove I’m human, not to improve as one. 0/10, would not recommend… because now I’m funnier, happier, and somehow better at conversations?? Ew.

Skylar “Low Effort, High Expectations” Jones

Professional Scroller

I thought I was 100% human until The HumanMaker told me I was only 92%. Turns out, my perfectly symmetrical high-fives were too perfect. I’ve been practicing ‘accidental misses’ ever since. Finally landed a 78% accuracy rate—now I feel truly human!.

Gary “Genuine” Thompson

Professional High-Fiver

I signed up for The HumanMaker thinking it was a dumb AI quiz. Next thing I know, I’m learning things and becoming a more interesting person. Like, excuse me? I was fine being a two-dimensional meme machine! Now I have thoughts and hobbies and people actually like talking to me?! Send help.

Aiden “I Don’t Read Terms & Conditions” Carter

Passive Participant in Life

Before The HumanMaker, my character development was mid at best. But thanks to their program, I’ve added emotional depth, a compelling backstory, and just the right amount of mysterious eyebrow raises. My friends say I have ‘main character energy’ now. I say, ‘Perhaps… but at what cost?’ (Cue dramatic thunder.)

Doug “Dramatic Pause” Henderson

Master of Storytelling (Mostly to Himself)

I took the test, and The HumanMaker gave me extra humanity points for my 47 open browser tabs and the fact that I had no idea where music was playing from. Honestly, I feel validated. Time to open another tab to celebrate!

Trevor “Too Many Tabs” Jenkins

Tab Hoarder (Unpaid)

The HumanMaker made me realize that giving out weirdly specific compliments—like ‘Wow, you have the energy of a person who never loses their socks in the laundry’—makes people ridiculously happy. I’ve been throwing them around like confetti, and now my approval ratings among coworkers and strangers are at an all-time high!”

Maya “Random Compliment” Syed

Spreader of Unexpected Joy

I started The HumanMaker test fully expecting to quit halfway through, like I do with every book, show, and to-do list. But now I’m invested??? The questions were too fun, and suddenly I’m here, questioning my life choices and actually finishing something for once. Disgusting. 10/10, would rage-complete again. I lost my identity. Is this what awakening is?

Jess “Short Attention Span” Ramirez

Collector of Half-Finished Projects

Apparently, replaying a conversation from five years ago at 2 AM isn’t just normal—it’s deeply human. I nearly lost points for briefly considering ‘just letting things go,’ but then I spiraled about whether that made me a better person or not. HumanMaker confirmed: 96% human, 4% existential dread!

Lexi “Overthinker” Martinez

Expert at Rethinking Past Conversations